I'd Like To Thank God

I Have To Be Excited, I Have To Have An Adrenaline Rush About Doing Something, Or It Bores Me, I Feel Trapped.

It's A Privilege To Be In Such A Great Category Of People And... I Don't Believe In God, So I'd Like To Thank Dogs. Dogs Have Given Me Everything.

People Confuse The Subject Of The Joke With The Target Of The Joke, And They're Very Rarely The Same.

Wearing Cosmetics That Were Tested On Animals Makes You Ugly On The Inside

She Said, 'i'm Your Biggest Fan,' And I Said, 'who Are You?' She Said, 'paris Hilton.'