I'd Played Dumbasses A Lot.

Shirley Maclaine Said, You're So Funny, Then Gave Me A Hug. Everything Went White. I Couldn't Hear, I Couldn't See. I Thought I Was Going To Pass Out

There Was A Time There When I Thought Going Out Was So Fun. I Don't Know How It Happens, But Suddenly That's Not A Priority Anymore.

At 45, You Know What You're Doing, But You're Still Not Done.

In College I Castrated 21 Rats, And I Got Pretty Good At It.

We Wanted To Do A Woman On A Reality Show Because That's What's Happening Right Now-it's Part Of Our Culture.