I'd Rather Be Loud And

Taylor Swift Is Super Charming. Damn You Swift.

I Hate Flying. Know Why? Because No One Really Understands How Planes Actually Work.

I Had To Fight With Myself 'cause He's So Good, Yet He's So Popular.

You Wouldn't Be A Complete Band Without A Slightly Cocky Frontman, Would You?

Hey, Bro...so There's Like 7,000 Paparazzi Outside. Maybe Two Of You Guys Can Roll Over, And One Of You Can Grab The Ferrari, And Then We Can Just Split? Thanks, Bro.