I'd Rather Have My Kid

As Soon As I Discovered Weightlifting, All I Wanted To Do - My Plan In Life - Was To Work Out, Lay On The Beach, And Get High... Smoke Dope. And That's Really What I'm Doing.

Okay, You Can Die For Your Country, But Know What You're Doing While You're Doing It.

You Can Smoke Marijuana, You Can Eat It, You Can Wear It, It's A Perfect Plant!

I Wish I Could Say Farewell And Retire But There Is Nothing For Me To Retire From.

Religion Is Run By Thought Police. 'obey. Listen. This Is What You Do. Don't Ask Questions. Go Die For Your Country.' The Spirituality Says, 'okay, You Can Die For Your Country, But Know What You're Doing While You're Doing It.'