I'd Rather Kill Myself Than

Back Then I Was Called Dumbo Because Of My Ears. I Was Called Fatty, Too. It Was Hurtful So I Became Like The Class Clown. I Became The One Who Was Kicked Around.

I Met Peter Sellers When I Was 21 And We Got Married Ten Days Later. He Was Not Right Mentally, But I Hung In There For Four Years Before I Left.

I'd Been A Housewife And Mother To Our Son Thomas Jefferson, And I Was Looking For A New Career. So When My Agent Called And Said A Producer Named Paul Elliott From E&b Productions, The Biggest Panto Company In The Country At The Time, Wanted To Meet Me I Agreed.

Little Bitty Bags Are Completely Impractical - I Like Big Slouchy Bags Because They Have To Be Comfortable For My Lovely Wee Chihuahua Tequila, Who Comes Everywhere With Me. I'm Devoted To Him, Now My Kids Have Long Since Flown The Nest.

My Father Had His Own Business, A Clothing Store, Which He Inherited From His Father. He Travelled Abroad Frequently And Was Quite Extravagant, So We Had Skiing Holidays And Summer Holidays On The Beach.