I'd Rather Not Do Anything.

I Think A Lot Of People Have Seen Me On The Simple Life And Think I'm A "spoilt Airhead," But I Was Playing A Character. The Producers Said They Wanted Nicole And I Just To Be Crazy And Funny And Say Outlandish Things.

The Way I See It, You Should Live Everyday Like Its Your Birthday.

You Need To Look Like A Lady At The Oscars. Otherwise, Joan Rivers Will Tear You Apart. Then Again, You Aren't Really Anyone Till Joan Rivers Tears You Apart.

I Have 17 Dogs And I Like To Dress Them, So I Started Designing This Clothing Line And It's Really Cute, Like Dresses And Jeans - Everything You Can Imagine For Humans, But For Dogs.

All British People Have Plain Names, And That Works Pretty Well Over There.