I'd Walk Through Hell In

Jay Z Got Cano A Big Raise, But He Got Him An Extra 30-day Vacation - And It's Called October.

I Told Him (pete Rose, Jr.) Who To Watch. I Said If You Want To Be A Catcher, Watch Johnny Bench. If You Want To Be A Right-handed Power Hitter, Watch Mike Schmidt. If You Just Want To Be A Hitter, Watch Me.

I've Never Looked Forward To A Birthday Like I'm Looking Forward To My New Daughter's Birthday, Because Two Days After That Is When I Can Apply For Reinstatement.

If I Had Been Busted For Drugs Instead Of Gambling, I'd Still Be Managing The Reds And Baseball Would Be Paying For My Rehab.

If You Screw Up And Do Something, Don't Lie About It; Come Clean.