If A Thing Is Worth

I Have Spent A Lot Of Time Searching Through The Bible For Loopholes.

Sex Isn't Necessary. You Don't Die Without It, But You Can Die Having It.

I Like Thieves. Some Of My Best Friends Are Thieves. Why, Just Last Week We Had The President Of The Bank Over For Dinner.

I Always Keep A Supply Of Stimulant Handy In Case I See A Snake, Which I Also Keep Handy.

A Merry Christmas To All My Friends Except Two.