If A White Man Falls

Every Father Says The Same Thing: “where's Your Mother?”

If You Know What You Want, You Will Recognize It When You See It.

My Grandfather Said, "when You Become Senile, You Won't Know It."

Most Fathers And... Mothers. Only Your Grandmother And Ghengis Khan Know How To Do It.

Even Though Your Kids Will Consistently Do The Exact Opposite Of What You're Telling Them To Do, You Have To Keep Loving Them Just As Much.