If All Our National Holidays

Just When I Discovered The Meaning Of Life, They Changed It.

If You Had Chicken At Lunch And Chicken At Dinner, Do You Ever Wonder If The Two Chickens Knew Each Other?

I'm Always Relieved When Someone Is Delivering A Eulogy And I Realize I'm Listening To It.

I Respect Animals. I Have More Sympathy For An Injured Or Dead Animal Than I Do For An Injured Or Dead Human Being, Because Human Beings Participate And Cooperate In Their Own Undoing. Animals Are Completely Innocent. There Are No Innocent Human Beings.

Singing Is Basically A Form Of Pleasant, Controlled Screaming.