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As An Entertainer, A Comedy Guy, Whatever, You're Never Gonna Be Truly 100-percent Happy With Anything.

I Would Like, In The Long Term, To Be Recognized As A Writer-director-actor.

Becoming An Actor Wasn’t A Choice – It Was Something I Was Forced Into. At 3, You Can’t Make Those Choices... I Supported My Family, And If I Got Fired Or Missed An Audition, I’d Be Punished As If I’d Messed Up In School. I Was Starved, Because They Wanted To Keep My Weight At A Certain Place; My Hair Was Bleached – That Was My Life. I Wasn’t Allowed To Play With Kids On My Block Or Ride A Bike Or Play Ball, In Case I Got A Scratch – I Wasn’t Even Allowed To Be Bar Mitzvahed Because I Couldn’t Attend Enough Lessons.

I've Been To The Top And I've Been To The Bottom More Times Than Most People Ride In An Elevator.

My Acting Career Began At Age Three And My Parents Got Me Into It. I Was In A Mcdonald's Commercial.