If Drunk Were Cookies, I'd

. . . Endlessness Is A Really Strange Idea In A Universe That Is Defined By Its Endings.

We Have This Habit Of Romanticizing The Lives Of Writers. I Remember When I Was A Kid, I Was Like, 'i Want To Be Kurt Vonnegut.'

She Loved Mysteries So Much That She Became One.

Traveling, I Am Finding, Teaches You A Lot Of Things About Yourself. For Instance, I Never Thought Myself To Be The Kind Of Person Who Pees Into A Mostly Empty Bottle Of Bluefin Energy Drink While Driving Through South Carolina At Seventy-seven Miles Per Hour - But In Face I Am That Kind Of Person.

So She Became Impulsive, Scared By Her Inaction Into Perpetual Action.