If George W. Bush Is

I Was The Guy That Told Bill Clinton He Was Going To Win. I Had Gotten The Final Polling Numbers. He Had A Comfortable Lead. He Was Not Going To Lose.

[tea Party Goers Are] Just A Bunch Of Wimpy, Whiny, Weasels Who Don't Love Their Country.

If It Was About Lying Under Oath - We Actually Know That Clinton Certainly Was Deceptive, As Most People Would Be About Their Sex Lives - But, In Fact, He Did Not Lie.

In Our System, Grand Juries Take Every Charge, Every Lie, And They Try To Sort The Truth From The Lies, And Then They Move Forward Into The System. And That's How The System Ought To Work. We Should Respect The Secrecy Of The Grand Jury So They Can Sort Through What's True And What's Not. And Someone Is Leaking, And If They Are Leaking From The Grand Jury Investigation, Then That's A Violation Of The Law.

North Carolina Senator Jesse Helms Has Signed A Deal With Random House To Write His Memoirs. Scholars Will No Doubt Benefit From The Reflections Of A Man Who Was Wrong On Every Major Issue For 40 Years. Helms' Aides Say The Proceeds From The Book Will Be Donated To The Non-profit Jesse Helms Center Where They Apparently Have More Experience Burning Than Publishing Them.