If God Has Nothing Better

She Wished She Were As Inconsequential As The Ghosts In Her Dreams.

Men Have Feelings Too, You Know. You Bruise The Petals Of My Manflower.

Wow, You're Awesome And The Universe Loves A Winner, So The Universe Must Really Love You!

Its So Daunting To Walk Into A Classroom Or A School Auditorium. Its Like The Worlds Weirdest Blind Date. I Know All The Students Are Thinking, Who Is This Tool Standing Up In Front Of Us?

It Keeps Her Purity Vacum-sealed To Preserve Its Freshness For Her Future Husband.