If God Is All Powerful,

I'm 63 Now. But That's Just 17 Celsius.

My Father And Mother Separated When I Was Two Months Old.

Tell The People You Love That You Love Them, At Every Opportunity.

Where Does The Dentist Go When He Leaves The Room?

One Of The First Things They Teach You In Driver's Ed Is Where To Put Your Hands On The Steering Wheel. They Tell You Put 'em At Ten O'clock And Two O' Clock. Never Mind That . I Put Mine At 9:45 And 2:17. Gives Me An Extra Half Hour To Get Where I'm Goin'.