If He Raced His Pregnant

No Matter How Good You Are, You're Going To Lose One-third Of Your Games. No Matter How Bad You Are You're Going To Win One-third Of Your Games. It's The Other Third That Makes The Difference.

I Still Remember The Entire Boy Scout Motto. I Don't Remember The Serial Number Of My Gun In The Army. I Don't Remember The Number Of My Locker In School. But I Remember That Boy Scout Code.

I've Got A Portrait In The Smithsonian. Who Ever Thought That Would Happen?

There Are Three Types Of Baseball Players: Those Who Make It Happen, Those Who Watch It Happen And Those Who Wonder What Happens.

I Walk Into The Clubhouse Today And It's Like Walking Into The Mayo Clinic. We Have Four Doctors, Three Therapists And Five Trainers. Back When I Broke In, We Had One Trainer Who Carried A Bottle Of Rubbing Alcohol, And By The 7th Inning He'd Already Drunk It.