If I Can't Be Beautiful,

I Am The All-singing, All-dancing Crap Of This World.... I Am The Toxic Waste By-product Of God's Creation.

I Am Jack's Complete Lack Of Surprise. I Am Jack's Broken Heart.

We Just Had A Near-life Experience!

When Both Of You Are Beautiful, Neither Of You Is Beautiful. Together, As A Couple, You're Less Than The Sum Of Your Parts.

You Ever Wonder When God's Coming Back With A Lot Of Barbecue Sauce?