If I Die Young, Everybody's

Why It's Been Left To Me To Smooth Things Over, I Don't Know. Dennis Rodman, Of All People. Keeping Us Safe Is Really Not My Job; It's The Black Guy's [obama's] Job. But I'll Tell You This: If I Don't Finish In The Top Three For The Next Nobel Peace Prize, Something's Seriously Wrong.

I'm The Basketball Version Of A Gravedigger.

It's Just Like We Do Over Here In America, Right? It's Amazing That We Have Presidents Over Here Do The Same Thing, Right? It's Amazing That Bill Clinton Could Do One Thing And Have Sex With His Secretary And Really Get Away With It And Still Be Powerful.

When A High-profile Personality Lives Like I Do, Everybody Thinks That Person Is Fated To Die Young.

Is Sending The Harlem Globetrotters And Dennis Rodman To The Dprk Strange? In A Word, Yes.