If I Fail As Jamie

This Whole Thing Called The Internet And All This Other Kind Of Stuff Is About To Go Crazy. It's All Going To Change. But, You Know What's Not Going To Change? The Talented People.

What I've Noticed Is That When People Win Huge And They Have Those Huge, Huge Successes, Sometimes They Forget About The Actual Acting Of It, And Sometimes It's Hard To Come Down From Their Perch.

Man, After All My Grandma Put Into Me Learning The Piano, That Was A Hard Day, Telling Her I Was Telling Jokes For A Living.

What's Weird Is When You Meet A Girl Who Is 23 And You Are Talking To Her, Even Her Voice Is High-pitched, She's Young. You Ask Her How Old She Is, She Says, 'twenty-three, How Old Are You?' And When I Tell Her I'm 41 It's Like I've Just Told Her I Have Cancer. It's, 'oh My God, How Long Have You Had That?'

I Wish I Could Take What I'm Feeling Right Now And Put It In The Water System, And We Would All Love Each Other.