If I Found Yoko Ono

Every Time I Get On An Airplane I Figure It's Gonna Get Blown Up. You Live On The Edge.

Before We Make Love, My Husband Takes A Pain Killer.

No Man Will Ever Put His Hand Up Your Dress Looking For A Library Card.

To Maintain Success, Stamina Is More Important Than Talent. You Have To Learn To Be A Marathon Runner.

As A Wedding Gift, Ray J Gave Kim Kardashian His Profits From Their Sex Tape. It's 'something Old' As Well As 'something Blew.'