If I Had Been Around

That's The Awful Thing About Dating. Tight Underwear. We Would All Like To Be In A Big Bra And Pants And When You Are In A Secure Relationship You Can Do That.

When I Wrote 'dear Fatty,' I Realised That Sitting And Writing Alone Is An Absolute Joy.

I'm Known Among My Friends For Saying Things I Probably Shouldn't Sometimes, But I Have To Get Things Out In The Air.

It Was My Father Who Taught Me To Value Myself. He Told Me That I Was Uncommonly Beautiful And That I Was The Most Precious Thing In His Life.

I Keep My Own Personality In A Cupboard Under The Stairs At Home So That No One Else Can See It Or Nick It.