If I Had My Life

A Cold In The Head Causes Less Suffering Than An Idea.

I Finally Know What Distinguishes Man From The Other Beasts: Financial Worries.

It Is Easy For A Somebody To Be Modest, But It Is Difficult To Be Modest When One Is A Nobody.

There Is Nothing Like Literature: I Lose A Cow, I Write About Her Death, And My Writing Pays Me Enough To Buy Another Cow.

Man Who Waits For Roast Duck To Fly Into Mouth Must Wait Very, Very Long Time.