If I Have A Near-beer,

Is It Really That Important? It's Just Television, For God's Sake. It's Not Medicine Or Something.

Harry Potter, He Sends A Message On Owl Mail While Us Poor Old Muggles Have To Make Do With Instantaneous Emails And Texting. Oh, If Only We Could Be Like You Harry Potter, With Your Four Day Owl Delivery!

I Know The Fashion Is That Everything Is Fair Game [for Comedy Material] But I Don't Believe That.

I Don't Like My Politicians Entertaining Me And I Don't Like My Entertainers Politicianing Me.

It's A Great Day For America, Everybody! It's Monday, Woo.