If I Have My Health

Scholes Was Probably The Best English Midfielder Since Bobby Charlton. He Was Such A Brilliant Long Passer That He Could Choose A Hair On The Head Of Any Team-mate Answering The Call Of Nature At Our Training Ground. Gary Neville Once Thought He Had Found Refuge In A Bush, But Scholesy Found Him From 40 Yeards. He Inflicted A Similar Long-range Missile Strike, Once, On Peter Schmeichel, And Was Chased Round The Training Ground For His Impertinence. Scholesy Would Have Made A First Class-sniper.

They (the Press) Have A Hatred Of Manchester United.

The Credit To Them, The Better Team Won And There's Nothing We Can Do About That Now.

There Was One Or Two Offers That Did Come Along During My Time At United, But I Always Came Back To This Point; Why Would You Leave United? Where Is The Bigger Challenge? And The Thing About Challenges Is, Once You Have Won Something, You Can't Live On That. Not At Manchester United - You Have Got To Win The Next One. And That's The Challenge. Maintaining That Consistency Of Winning Which Is A Mentality That I Have Had.

Everywhere I Go The Coaches All Tell Me That Scholsey Is The Player They Admire. But If They Think They'll Get Him They're Wasting Their Time! Paul Is A Manc Lad Pure And Simple. He Loves The Club And There's No Chance Of Him Leaving Here. If Ever He Decided To Go There Would Be A Stampede, But He Won't Be Going, He's Here For Life.