If I Have Sex, I

Whenever I Walk Off The Golf Course, I Thank God That I'm Able To Tell A Joke. I Thank God I'm Good At Something.

I Married A Saint - Well, A Saint Who Curses.

The More I Go Through Parenting, The More I Say I Owe My Mother An Apology.

I Had To Be Naked [in Vinyl], But I Was Almost More Nervous About Having To Be Drunk. The Director Wasn't Going To Yell, "too Big!," During The Nude Scene. For The Drunk Scene, You Can Be Bad Drunk Or Good Drunk. We'll See. My Wife Was Not Happy, Hearing About It.

Well, I'm A 14 Handicap. Anyone Who Golfs Knows What That Means.