If I Say That I

I Trained Myself. Long Ago, `boy' [arthur] Capel Introduced Me To 'bludgeon The Poor!' (assommons Les Pauvres!) Which, Rejecting Resignation, Informed My Moral Outlook For Life.

I Invented My Life By Taking For Granted That Everything I Did Not Like Would Have An Opposite, Which I Would Like.

A Woman With Good Shoes I Never Ugly!

Fashion Is In The Sky, In The Street.

A Young Lady Ought To Be Two Things: Tasteful And Breathtaking.