If I Start Giving People

Twas The Night Before Thanksgiving.

For My Birthday That Year Anne Gave Me An Inflatable Atlas Globe, Along With A Birthday Card In Which She Wrote: I Give You The World. Have Fun Blowing It Up.

The Devil Is Not Abroad At Night In The Form Of A Cat Or A Wolf Or Any Other Animal. He Lives Eternally In The Hearts Of Men.

I Realize That I Am Not A Journalist. So Anything I Say Is Not Important.

It's A Great Day For America, Everybody! It's Monday, Woo.