If I Thought The Jews

Listen, The Next Revolution Is Gonna Be A Revolution Of Ideas.

All Governments Are Lying Cocksuckers.

The Puppet On The Right Shares My Beliefs, The Puppet On The Left Is More To My Liking. Hey...there's One Guy Holding Up Both!

I Was Just Down In Dallas, Texas...the Assassination Museum...it's Really Accurate, You Know, 'cause Oswald's Not In It.

The Role Of The Comedian Is To Say 'wait A Minute' When A Consensus Starts To Form.