If I Were Gay, You

People… They Don’t Write Anymore – They Blog. Instead Of Talking, They Text, No Punctuation, No Grammar: Lol This And Lmfao That. You Know, It Just Seems To Me It’s Just A Bunch Of Stupid People Pseudo-communicating With A Bunch Of Other Stupid People In A Proto-language That Resembles More What Cavemen Used To Speak Than The King’s English.

Our Country Was Founded On A Distrust Of Government. Our Founding Fathers Gave Power To The People To Keep An Eye On Government. So When Politicians Say, 'trust Me,' They're Actually Being Very Un-american.

When I Grew Up, I Was In Manhattan The Whole Time. But My Kids Have Been All Over The World.

Everybody Gets The Tattoo They Deserve.

On The One Hand, People Think They Own Kids; They Feel That They Have The Right To Tell The Kids What To Do. On The Other Hand, People Envy Kids. We'd Like To Be Kids Our Whole Lives. Kids Get To Do What They Do. They Live On Their Instincts.