If I Were Single And

I Like Being Small - I've Known So Many Women With Big Boobs Who Feel Overweight Or End Up With Back Problems.

I Banned Bottled Water From My House - We Have A Water-filter System So You Can Drink From The Tap. We Always Drink Out Of Glass, And Recycling Is A Huge Deal, Which Everybody Can Partake In.

But America Was Built By Optimists. Optimists Like My Friend Amanda, Who Recently Started A Small Business. When She Went To Buy Her Website Address-her First And Last Name-she Found That Someone Already Owned It, But Wasn't Using It. So My Friend Emailed The Owner Of The Site To Ask If She Could Buy It. The Owner Wrote Back.

I'm Not Going To Stop Going To The Supermarket Just Because The Paparazzi Follow Me. I Love To Cook And A Cook Needs Her Ingredients!

I'm Not Averse To Being Tied Up In Silk Scarves. I Like A Man To Take Charge. There's Something Very Sexy About Being Submissive.