If I'm Going For Advice

I'm Probably Going To Deliver My Baby In These [4-inch Ysl Heels] ... I Went To The Doctor Yesterday And He Said, 'you're Gonna Need To Get Out Of Those Heels!'

I Will Never Do Nudity. I Don't Care How Dark And Intellectual The Role Could Be, You Know...i Don't Care If I Frickin' Could Get An Oscar For It, I'm Not Going To Do It. Those Accolades Mean Nothing To Me. I Don't Think People Deserve To See What's Under My Clothing. That's Only For My Next Husband-ha-ha-ha.

It's Not Fair That Women Look In The Mirror And Feel Disgust Because Of What Society Has Made Them Believe.

For Thanksgiving We Have To Make A Tofurkey! It Doesn't Sound Right! It's Gonna Be Jiggly And Weird.

Marriage Is Unbelievable, I Couldn't Be More In Love.