If I'm Going To Learn,

Someone Once Said, "i Don't Lie Because Then I Don't Have To Remember Anything." I've Told White Lies A Lot. Sometimes When You Tell Stories You'll Embellish Them A Little, Especially With Foxhole Humor.

My Father Died When I Was Nine And A Half. We Were On Relief For Two Years. They Call It Welfare Now, But It Was Relief Then... I Never Forgot The Generosity Of New York.

I Did Everything When I Started. In Miami I Did News, I Did Weather, I Did Sports, I Did Disk-jockeying. And I Did A Sports Talk Show Every Week - Every Saturday Night.

I've Had Bad Days And Good Days In My Life, But I've Never Had A Day When I Didn't Enjoy That Red Light Going On. Whether On The Radio, Or On Television, There's Still A Little Bump Every Time It Goes On. And If You Can Spend A Life, If You Can Get Paid Well For Doing Something You Absolutely Love, Well You Can't Beat That.

Anonymous Sources Are To Journalism What Silicon Enhancements Are To The Feminine Figure; They Look Impressive To The Gullible, But Something Doesn't Feel Right.