If I'm On The Course

Everybody Is Afraid They Won't Have Any Money After They Die, But Jack Benny Discovered A Way To Take It With Him. He Had His Appendix Taken Out And A Piggy Bank Put In.

I Don't Know What People Have Against Jimmy Carter. He's Done Nothing.

We Have 51 Golf Courses In Palm Springs. He [president Ford] Never Decides Which Course He Will Play Until After The First Tee Shot.

You Know You've Reached Middle Age When Your Weightlifting Consists Merely Of Standing Up.

Tokyo Cab Drivers Are All Ex-kamikaze Pilots.