If It's Attention You Want,

Neurotics Build Castles In The Air, Psychotics Live In Them. My Mother Cleans Them.

Men Don't Mature. Marry A Younger One.

Never Take Candy From Strangers.

My Parents Always Told Me I Could Do Anything, But Never Told Me How Long It Would Take

You Know The Oxygen Masks On Airplanes? I Don't Think There's Really Any Oxygen. I Think They're Just To Muffle The Screams.