If It Weren't For Marriage,

The Porpoises Said Hello To Molly. She Told Them All Her Teeth Were Green.

Here In Miami, On Weekends, Amusement-seekers Will Come To The Marina, Set Up Folding Chairs, And Spend A Highly Entertaining Day Watching Boat Owners Perform Comical Maneuvers Such As Forgetting To Set Their Parking Brakes And Having Their Cars Roll Down The Ramp And Disappear, Burbling Gaily, Below The Surface.

Childbirth, As A Strictly Physical Phenomenon, Is Comparable To Driving A United Parcel Truck Through An Inner Tube.

Do Not Spit Gum In The Drinking Fountains.

For People Who Like Peace And Quiet: A Phoneless Cord.