If It's A Chimera Alert,

Literary Detection And Firearms Don't Really Go Hand In Hand; Pen Mighter Than The Sword And So Forth.

I Got Oedipus Off The Incest Charge--technicality, Of Course--he Didn't Know It Was His Mother At The Time.

I've Got Six Months To Sort Out The Hackers, Get The Japanese Knotweed Under Control And Find An Acceptable Form Of Narcissus.

If Only Life Were That Simple; If One Could Jump To The Good Parts And Flick Through The Bad.

Death Doesn't Care About Personalities - He's More Interested In Meeting Quotas.