If Jesus Christ Had Run

Jerry Jones And Chris Christie Are Probably The Most Important Latent Homosexual Relationship Since Sherlock Holmes And Dr. Watson.

Always Beware Of People Offering You One-time Money. That Only Works In An Election Year. How Are You Going To Permanently Pay For Education?

I Don't See How The People Who Created The Problem Can Fix It. Texas Is Worth Fighting For, And The Best Way To Fight Is To Get The Politicians Out Of Politics.

And I Think Musicians Can Better Run This State Than Politicians. And, Hell, Beauticians Can Better Run The State Than Politicians.

The Ten Commandments Being Taken Out Of The Public Schools. I Want Them Back.