If Life Gives You Limes,

Elvis Was The Only Man From Northeast Mississippi Who Could Shake His Hips And Still Be Loved By Rednecks, Cops, And Hippies.

Drive-in, You Guzzle Gin, Commit A Little Mortal Sin.

The Stores And The Things Like That, The Business Side Of Things Came Out At The Point When, I'd Say Probably In The Early '70s, It Looked Like The Year Of The Singer-songwriter Was Over, 'cause Music Changed In Our Time And The Spotlight Was Out.

If I Couldn't Laugh, I Just Would Go Insane. If We Couldn't Laugh, We Just Would Go Insane. If We Weren't All Crazy, We Would Go Insane.

It Takes Just As Little Time To See The Positive Side Of Life As It Does The Negative Side.