If Life Is A Performance,

My First Guitar Was A Gibson Challenger.

I Don't Make Money On The Road, And So There's Less And Less Incentive For Me To Do It When I Don't Have That Adolescent Desire For Whatever It Is, Glory Or Fame.

The Way I See It, All The Popular Singers Are Strippers.

It May Seem Strange, But The Most Grateful I've Ever Felt Was When I Was Held Up At Gunpoint. After I Handed Over My Wallet And The Mugger Ran Off Into The Woods, I Thought, 'thank You For Not Shooting Me.' I Was Overwhelmingly Glad To Be Alive And Unharmed.

Popular Culture Is Filled With Girls.