If Love Means Anything At

I Recommend Limiting One's Involvement In Other People's Lives To A Pleasantly Scant Minimum.

Life Was A Funny Thing That Happened To Me On The Way To The Grave.

The Programs Constantly Repeat Themselves And One Another. No One Has Yet Had The Nerve To Say, 'as We Have Nothing Sensible To Tell You Between Now And 8:30, Please Tune In Again Then.

Manners Are A Way Of Getting What You Want Without Appearing To Be An Absolute Swine.

Any Film Is At Least Better Than Real Life.