If Men Found Out How

The Real Actor - Like Any Real Artistj- Has A Direct Line To The Collective Heart.

I Am Doomed To An Eternity Of Compulsive Work. No Set Goal Achieved Satisfies. Success Only Breeds A New Goal. The Golden Apple Devoured Has Seeds. It Is Endless.

Among The Reasons Marriages Fail, Sex Ranks No Higher Than Fourth, Behind Money, Having Only One Bathroom, And An Inability To Communicate, Reasons One, Two And Three.

At 50, I Thought Proudly: Here We Are, Half Century! Being 60 Was Fairly Frightening. You Want To Know How I Spent My 70th Birthday? I Put On A Completely Black Face, A Fuzzy Black Afro Wig, Wore Black Clothes And Hung A Black Wreath On My Door.

Some Young Hollywood Starlets Remind Me Of My Grandmother's Old Farmhouse -- All Painted Up Nice On The Front Side, A Big Swing On The Backside, And Nothing Whatsoever In The Attic.