If Mike Tyson Was The

Frank Sebastiano Is A Real Write. He Has Two Emmys, One From 'snl' And The Other From 'the Chris Rock Show' . The Only Award I Have Is An Fm-mmy.

By The Time I Am Howard's Age I Hope To Be Long Retired. I Don't Plan On Working That Long.

I Ain't Apologizing For Anything, Especially If It's A Joke.

It Is Funny Because The Guy Who Is My Boss Now, Howard Stern, Has A Similarity There. He Got Big Being A Regular Guy. He Wasn't The Greatest Looking Guy In The World

Historically, A Successful Life In Comedy Is A Dream That's As Equally Pondered And Unpursued As Being An Astronaut.