If My Golf Game Was

Free Speech Isn't Dead In Germany And Italy, Merely The Speakers.

As The Colonel And I Sat Swapping Stories In The Plane, A Jet Aircraft Buzzed Past Our Window. I Asked The Colonel What Type Of Aircraft It Was, And He Said, "don't Worry About It, Bob. . . If You Can See It, It's Obsolete."

Culture Is The Ability To Describe Jane Russell Without Moving Your Hands

If You Haven't Got Any Charity In Your Heart, You Have The Worst Kind Of Heart Trouble.

You Know You're Getting Old When The Candles Cost More Than The Cake.