If Only God Would Give

Nietzsche Says That We Will Live The Same Life, Over And Over Again. God - I'll Have To Sit Through The Ice Capades Again.

I Don't Believe In An Afterlife, But I'm Taking An Extra Pair Of Underwear Just In Case.

You Mellow Too Much You Ripen And Rot.

I'm A Comedian. I Make Comic Films And There Are Certain Ideas That Occur To Me That Are Comic, With Heavy, Serious Undertones. There Are Some Ideas That Are More Frivolous To Me. The Next Idea That Could Occur To Me Could Be Comedy About Death And Famine Or Something.

Basically I Am A Low-culture Person. I Prefer Watching Baseball With A Beer And Some Meatballs.