If Parents Would Only Realize

I Make A Fortune From Criticizing The Policy Of The Government, And Then Hand It Over To The Government In Taxes To Keep It Going.

A Man Who Has No Office To Go, To I Don't Care Who He Is, Is A Trial Of Which You Can Have No Conception.

The Road To Ignorance Is Paved With Good Editors.

When A Thing Is Funny, Search It Carefully For A Hidden Truth.

We Are The Masters At The Moment, And Not Only At The Moment, But For A Very Long Time To Come.