If People Don't Hold Grudges,

I Don't Like To Read Nonfiction. To Me, Fact Is Something I Can Look Up.

Even If People Aren't Republicans, It Doesn't Seem Shocking To Them That Ronald Reagan Was The President. Well Of Course, Because Arnold Schwarzenegger Was The Governor! This Is Not Only A Bar Too Low, This Is No Bar At All. I Don't Care Who You Are, You Know 20 People Smarter Than Ronald Reagan. You Know 20 People Who Would Be A Better President Than Ronald Reagan.

When Toni Morrison Said 'write The Book You Want To Read,' She Didn't Mean Everybody.

I Could Not Possibly Be In A Relationship Now For More Than Six Days. When I Was Younger, I Might Have Said Six Months, Although I Think The Longest Relationship I Was Ever In Was Three Years.

I Wouldn't Say That I Dislike The Young. I'm Simply Not A Fan Of Naïveté.