If People Don't Want To

If You Ask Me Anything I Don't Know, I'm Not Going To Answer.

I Couldn't Tell If The Streaker Was A Man Or A Woman Because It Had A Bag On It's Head.

When I'm Sittin' Down To Dinner With The Family, Stuff [another Yogiism] Just Pops Out. And They'll Say, 'dad, You Just Said Another One.' And I Don't Even Know What The Heck I Said.

Thanks, You Don't Look So Hot Yourself.

Yogi Ordered A Pizza. The Waitress Asked How Many Pieces Do You Want Your Pie Cut? Yogi Responded, Four. I Don't Think I Could Eat Eight.