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I Named My Sons Brandon And Dylan After The Beverly Hills 90210 Characters. Both Of Them Were Born In My Bathroom. I Had Dylan In My Tub, And He Came Out Underwater.

My Mom Has Said She Wished I Were Gay... I Don't Think She Likes My Taste In Men.

[my Favorite Word?] "yes."

I've Been Fortunate - I Haven't Had Too Many Auditions. I Slept With The Right People.

My Refrigerator Is Full Of Kale And Greens. I Can't Imagine Something Greasy, Or Eating Meat.