If Shakespeare Was Alive Today,

I Remember When I Was A Kid That The Only Way To See Hulk Hogan Wrestle Was You'd Have To Go To The Live Shows. He Was Never On Tv. So I Thought "why Not Do The Same Thing?"

Lo, I Am The Most Stupendous In The Land At My Particular Profession.

Welcome To Raw Is Jericho! And I Was Just Listening To Your List Of Problems And Grievances That You Have With All My Jerichoholics, And I Have A Solution - And That Solution Is To Shut The Hell Up. But Finally, Al Snow, Tomorrow People Will Be Acknowledging You - They Will Be Talking About The Greatest Moment Of '99 - They'll Be Talking About The Night That Al Snow Was Brutally Beaten By The Ayatollah Of Rock N Rolla.

Well Stephanie, I'd Like To Thank You For Giving Me Such A Kind Christmas Gift, But Unfortunately I Didn't Get You Any Gifts. But Then Again, What Can You Get For The Girl Whose Had Everyone?

You Know What's Funny To Me? You Know What's Really Funny To Me? The Fact That You've Been Calling Lita The Walking Kiss Of Death, But Tonight.. The Walking Kod Beat The Walking Std.