If Talking Were Aerobic, I'd

I'm Really Grateful That I Could Write. But I Don't Even Mind It Going On Around Me.

I've Never Met A Deadline I Couldn't Miss. I Make Sure My Editors Know This.

Everything Is Negotiable. Whether Or Not The Negotiation Is Easy Is Another Thing.

Life Is A Cruel, Horrible Joke And I Am The Punch Line.

My Life Is Like A Lone, Forgotten Q-tip In The Second-to-last Drawer.